Can you define yourself?
Also:
Hello, did you miss me?
I don’t care.
I’ve been a little annoyed that my last few “real” posts have been copied from around the Internet, but I am the returner himself.
I’d like to talk about what I’m about to talk about.
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Let's start the show...
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The world is one big clee-shay.
Black people STILL embarrass themselves by acting “hood,” when it is much more beneficial when you “act” educated.
Even if one is from the “hood,” you don’t need to act like it.
It won’t get you a job, which is THE ONLY way to survive and reach a peak of quality-of-life.
“Hustling” comes with stress, and having a JOB comes with little-t0-no stress.
Also, it makes you look STUPID, especially if all your money actually comes from a real job or your parents.
And.
Non-black people, usually from the suburbs, and basically ALWAYS with zero-to-two “real” black friends, freely cast around the word “nigga,” and sometimes add “it’s just a word.”
Okay.
I dare you to approach, say, a group of those black people who act “hood” and say “what’s up my niggas.”
See if “it’s just a word,” then, hypocrite.
“Nigga” is not a curse word; it’s just offensive.
And since, around people who aren’t your friends, and those whom you’d like to treat formally, you wouldn’t curse, it doesn’t mean that when you ARE around your friends / informal people, you can say “nigga.”
Because it’s not a curse.
You just don’t say offensive words, in general.
Make sense?
And if you don’t think it’s offensive, that’s your opinion, but a lot of people still think it is, so have some respect.
AND.
“Brown” people are still the only ones in the Chicagoland suburbs who work in Subway.
What is up with that?
AND.
Professors in college still think they are new and edgy and tough when they present syllabi.
“I don’t accept late work, sorry, that’s just how it is, you all need to learn to become college students, blah blah…”
*Yawn.
*sarcastic* ooo, We’re scared.
Like we haven’t had about 20 teachers like that already.
AND.
Some adults are still afraid of Facebook.
There are PRIVACY settings.
The first thing you people always say is “you know, employers-” and then your bullshit.
Those people who don’t get jobs because of Facebook are STUPID!
Are YOU stupid?
That’s what you’re saying, if you don’t get Facebook for that reason.
“But I don’t want people seeing all my private-”
YOU DON’T HAVE TO PUT your fricking Social Security number up there; what is someone going to do knowing that I am a Fan of Froot Loops?
“You’d be surprised-”
NO!
Answer my damn question.
“…”
Exactly
Just don’t put up what you don’t want people to see.
Use it for networking, communicating, sharing information / family pictures.
AND.
People still say Twitter sucks.
PEOPLE SAID THAT ABOUT FACEBOOK, TOO, once upon a time.
“It’s just status updates…”
YEAH maybe it will force you idiots to do something other than tag cartoon characters that have somewhat close to a similar quality as your friends.
“But… It’s boring.”
YOU… PLAY… FARMVILLE.
AND.
Interpreting and Deaf Education minors are still hating on Signed English and cochlear implants, when they have yet to see the outside world, and make their own decision.
AND.
Teachers are still hating on Wikipedia, even though they have no idea how it works (i.e., that sources ARE CITED).
AND.
Teachers are still pressing tab again and again for the header.
AND.
Teachers are still using video-watching, videotaping, event-attendance, presentations, and papers all into one course as homework, with due dates and times all across the universe, not just sticking to one proof of learning and going with just that.
AND.
Every day I find a new reason to remind myself why I didn’t want to put myself into that low category of idiots called “teachers.”
AND.
There is still not a perfect OS.
But that’s for another day.
AND.
People will always scream out when Facebook makes a layout change, but they forget a month later.
AND.
Almost nobody except me wears knee-high socks, even though they’re the most comfy things ever.
AND.
Every freaking person in Chicagoland owns a freaking Northface.
What the hell.
AND.
Glasses are still sexy.
AND.
People think Drake is a good rapper.
Gag me.
AND.
Um.
Well that’s it.
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I’m trying to say that life almost never changes.
It’s the same thing every day.
It gets old.
Life is an uncreative, unoriginal thing.
Phooey.
